Is there something in the water in the fine city of Mesa? First came the news of a 24-year-old woman arrested for dancing in the nude, in the middle of the day, inside a cemetery. Now AZ Central‘s reporting that a 22-year-old Mesa man was arrested after racing across several rooftops because he thought Batman was chasing him.

It all started on Friday when the chipper looking Kara Rene Mitchell was spotted dancing topless atop graves at the Mesa City Cemetery. And because why stop there, she eventually decided to shake her money-maker completely au naturel before commandeering a golf cart. Needless to say, she’s been charged with indecent exposure and (oddly) soliciting sex in public, says the Phx New Times.

Then early yesterday morning, one Jonathan Foster was arrested after creeping around on people’s rooftops and fleeing from the cops. But don’t worry, he was just running from Batman, he later told police, after he was transported to Banner Desert Medical Center, “where he attempted to bite a nurse and attack several staff members.”

Yeesh. Needless to say, police suspect that both of the accused may have been under the influence of drugs and alcohol. What, no paint huffing?

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