Who says there’s no such thing as a free lunch? In fact, this generous gentleman is offering free rent, meals and utilities to one lucky lady. Yes, while driving through an unnamed Central Phoenix neighborhood, one of our intrepid reporters came across this very unusual plea. In case you can’t make it out (see a full sized image after the jump), this gentleman is advertising for a little female companionship in the most blunt way possible. One sign reads: Wanted Female Companion: Free Rent Meals Utilities. And if that’s not enticing enough, another says: Seeking Nice Girlfriend and Lifetime Soulmate.

Oh and BTW, if you’re feeling a little commitment-phobic, he’ll also sell you some Fresh Plucked Juicy Sweet Grapefruit for just a buck.

So, anyone out there want to get in touch with this mystery romantic? Contact us and we’ll send his phone number.

Here is the original image. Please to enjoy.

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