One of these is not like the other. So here’s a snapshot of our Marketing Manager’s email inbox. See if you can spot the subject line that caught our eye. Hint, it’s not the one about Scoop Factory ads or the MercBar’s New Chef Menu.

Read the full “Vagina Tune Ups” pitch yourself after the jump. If you dare.

Hey Carlyn,

What’s going on down there can be an incredibly uncomfortable conversation to have with your doctor. Most women want to see a specialist that is sensitive to whatever their personal issues may be. Introducing Board certified in Obstetrician and Gynocologist, Dr. Burt Webb, the head surgeon at Scottsdale Center for Women’s Health. Dr. Webb specializes in a variety of essential womens services including labial reductions, ninimally invasive surgeries, including laparoscopic, robotic and supracervical hysterectomies, permanent birth control procedures, Vaginal dryness/pain and lots more. Dr. Webb is the local expert in women’s health and one of the most sought after OB/GYNs in the Valley, Dr. Webb also specializes in various practices throughout the women’s health field.

One of the most popular surgical procedures Dr. Webb performs today are vaginal rejuvenation – usually for women who are done having children or simply are unhappy with the look of things when they are naked. Believe it or not, women are undergoing these procedures regularly and thrilled with the results.

I know it’s a bit off topic from what you typically cover, but Dr. Webb is a tremendous resource for women and with the awareness of health issues affecting females like Ovarian cancer at an all-time high, it’s important to take care of every part of your body.

Let me know if you are at all interested.

Thanks,

[Name redacted]

So you learn something new every day.

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