If you’ve never heard of the Heart Attack Grill in Chandler, it’s not for lack of trying by the gentleman pictured above. Sadly, Blair River, the 6 foot 8, 575 pound spokesman for this death-defying burger joint died earlier this week at the age of 29. Founded by the scummy super-classy John Basso, the Heart Attack Grill made headlines nationwide for its fat-fueled menu (Quadruple Bypass Burger and Flatliner Fries cooked in pure lard), as well as its stripper-like waitresses.
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