It looks like there’s a storm brewing on the horizon. But we’re not talking about the rainy weekend forecast. We’re talking about a certain obnoxious, spray tan-loving diva named Snooki Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, who will be flexing his way across the Valley on Saturday. Yes, Sorrentino, whom we’re still convinced is at least 45, will be here shilling his signature Devotion Vodka, infused with something called casein, aka a milk protein used in workout supplements. So, um, gross. Get your G.T.L. on from 3-5 pm at Total Wine at Desert Ridge in North Phoenix, or at Axis-Radius in Scottsdale at 11 pm.
PS Do you know how hard we had to search to find a pic of Mikey with his shirt on? You’re welcome!
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