In honor of the recent foofaraw about John Daly being uninvited to next week’s Waste Management Open, we’re re-running this post on the the famously hard-partying golfer’s, um, unique sense of style. Do not adjust your computer screen, those colors are correct.

Normally, we’d rather watch grass grow than a golf tournament on TV. However, a certain golf-related story taking place across the pond has certainly caught our attention. For the first time in years, famed rabble-rouser John Daly is making headlines for his play and not his drinking, gambling, eating and multiple-marriages problems. (Put him down for a four on that last one.) However, all we know is he’s been rocking some of the fugliest outfits since Rodney Dangerfield in “Caddyshack.”

Named Loudmouth, these screamingly obnoxious pants are the worst trend since Zubaz. For those of you lucky enough to not remember the early 1990s, Zubaz was a line of hideous, boldly striped MC Hammer-style pants originally designed by weightlifters and popular with the meathead/Walmart crowd.

As for Loudmouth, we’re afraid that Daly might be starting a trend. As seen in the slideshow, even local legend, Alice Cooper is now rocking them. Let’s stop the madness before someone gets hurt.

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