Did you check out 12 News’ fancy new digs this morning. We did, and all we can say is, bring on Mark Curtis. That stache is going to to look so great in person!
The Valley is getting very hairy these days. And, all we can say is, “What took you so long, Arizona?” Of course, irony-loving hipsters have been embracing the ol’ cookie duster for a while now. Check out this hilarious Jimmy Fallon Ultimate Mustache Fighter clip. However, what about longtime local aficionados of the misplaced eyebrow? News 12′s Mark Curtis has had it goin’ on for years now. (He even earned $12,000 for charity to shave it off once.) So in honor of suddenly-trendy soup strainer, DLT presents the Valley’s finest face furniture.
The CEO Stache, Harkins Theatres, Dan Harkins
The Sport-stache (all time), ABC 15′s Craig Fouhy
The Sport-stache (newcomer), KTAR’s Paul Calvisi
The Indie Stache, William F’ing Reed
The Ron Burgundy Stache, News 12′s Mark Curtis (pictured)
Of course, we’re still on the search for AZ’s Best Handlebar Stache. It’s around. We know it. Meanwhile, those donning The Hitler Stache: for the love of god, buy a razor. A sharp one. In the meantime, enjoy a little, harmless mustache novelty below:
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