Axis/Radius and Suede are expanding their annual Ghost Ball into a two-day shindig to encompass some fist-pumping fun tonight with DJ Pauly D of the Jersey Shore. Unfamiliar with the show? Well here’s all you need to know: GTL.

According to Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino its “G.T.L., baby. Gym, tan, laundry. Because if everything’s put together, and you feel great, you look great.” Well said, Mike. Appropriately titled the GTL Block Party, there will be a Jersey Shore Group Cast Contest, “Snook-alike” Contest and a Situation Ab Contest. Tickets can be purchased for $30 and we’ve thrown together a little guide of how to Jersify yourselves.

1. Snooki: Teased hair is a must (or insert Bumpit), animal print (preferably cheetah) shirt/dress suggested, excessively tan (applies to all)

2. The “Situation”: Affliction, Ed Hardy, v-neck or any shirt similar, sunglasses to be worn at night, frequently flash abs (must have abs to do so)

3. Sammi: Sleek/straight hair, short, tight dress or a shirt with the back cut up, paired with short shorts and heels (key word: short). Also, do not leave Ronnie’s side all night.

4. Ronnie: Once again, Affliction, Ed Hardy or v-neck shirt with sunglasses and a silver or gold thick chain is recommended as well. Laugh excessively/annoyingly loud and ignore Sammi as much as possible.

5. JWOWW: Easy, less is more.

6. Vinny: See the “Situation” for shirt style and pair with sunglasses (possibly the most normal choice).

7. Pauly D: See the “Situation” for shirt style, use the whole tube of gel on your blowout hairstyle and throw on a chain.

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