While we could have designated this fine example of taxidermic beauty as ‘Today’s Object of Desire,’ we weren’t too sure how many of you would be clamoring to own a squirrel-ensconced beer bottle. But for those of you who must have the best drinkable rodent art money can buy, then check out The End of History Beer, a 55% alcohol beverage that you’ll most likely regret imbibing as soon as you realize you maxed out your black American Express and ended up on somebody else’s couch, naked.

For a taste of beer bliss, The End of History Beer, priced at a Donald Trump affordable $650-$900, depending on your furry animal of choice, features notes of juniper berries, nettles and mead and comes with its very own certificate of authenticity, in case your belligerent pals don’t believe it’s a real squirrel or the high-octane alcohol content. Sip wisely!

[Uncrate]

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