We thought Kristen Stewart’s apathetic acting would seal the fate of Valley-based author, Stephenie Meyer‘s series. We really did. Negative. America still loves pasty-white vampires, codependent, perpetually exhausted-looking females and angst-ridden, Native American were-boys.

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Everybody loves a little R n R. However, if you can’t walk away from work for a week or so (or even turn off your Blackberry for more than a few hours), we have the perfect solution for you. Yes, the Village Health Clubs & Spas is now offering ‘Day-cation’ packages.

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Sprinkles Cupcakes is now offering Vegan Red Velvet Cupcakes, and you’ve got to try them.

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Valley Temps to Stay About 110 This Week [AZ Central]

McDonald’s to Fast Food Industry: You Will be Assimilated [Eater]

Motley Crue Singer Vince Neil Arrested for Drunk Driving [ABC]

Phoenix’s Central Avenue has always served as a microcosm for the Valley itself. Heading north from downtown, this undeniably-urban landscape slowly spreads out and flattens until it fades into an endless suburban sprawl. Lately, however, Central Avenue has also been a testament to the Valley’s real estate crash, lined with half-built condos and abandoned European-style chalets. Which is why we were pleasantly surprised to hear about the resurrection of one of Central Ave’s most ambitious urban-living projects.

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Scottsdale’s only Four-Diamond resort and casino, the Radisson Fort McDowell Resort is a regal mountain hideaway located just minutes from the Valley proper. Even better, they’re offering a SunSational package with room rates starting at $139, including a $75 dining credit, 20-percent off spa services and complimentary membership in Fort McDowell Casino’s Fortune Club.

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Bull on Loose in Phoenix Park [AZ Central]

‘Toy Story 3,’ Sandler Are Hot, Tom Cruise Not [Yahoo]

Google Spurs ‘Horse Boy’ Mystery [MSNBC]

If the clothes make the man, then the accessories surely make the woman. From super-chunky necklaces and oversized onyx rings, to metallic wristlets that would make Grace Jones swoon, presenting our fav outfit toppers. Photography by Martin Betz.

As voted by you, the reader. Here’s a repeat posting of the month’s top, um, post:

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and nothing’s more personal than fashion. That said, we have to call big-time BS on a creepy love letter shout out we just spotted at Arizona Foothills online. Penned by style stalker blogger, Corbin Chamberlin, the piece proclaims shame on us heathen Valley residents for not acknowledging the fabulosity of failed actress/Reality TV star/clothier and successful serial marrier, Penny Long.

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Just when we thought we’d seen it all in annoying, racist scare-mongering Internet ads, comes this gem. It starts with a banner reading: WARNING: Do Not Watch This Free Presentation if You Have Moral, Ethical Or Religious Reasons Forcing You To Cower Helplessly While Someone Attacks You, Your Wife Or Your Kids…

Um, OK.

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Ever wonder what Justin Bieber’s dad looks like? Neither did we, until we stumbled across his personal website. Maybe Justin can buy him some shirts.

Made from dipped industrial canvas, this canvas tote features waxwear handles, custom Jack Spade rivets, a removable shoulder strap and a killer Warhol-style print of the source of your teenage nightmares. Order this delightfully ironic “Jaws” beach bag here. Off to Amity Island!

Get $30 worth of food and drinks for $15 at the famed French eatery, Christopher’s or the adjacent Crush wine bar.

Payday Lenders Calling it Quits; Some May Turn to Auto-Title Loans [AZ Central]

Prosecutors Reveal Payments to Suspect in Model’s Killing [LA Times]

Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton: A Love Too Big To Last [Vanity Fair]

Playgrounds, girl fights and little kids kicking the shit out of each other over said girl. Awesome. Plus, we love a guy in Wayfarers.

Tis the season for BBQ’s, swim parties and road trips (with Grandpa passed out in a La-Z-Boy in the back of a pickup truck):

Arizona Diamondbacks’ Edwin Jackson no-hits Tampa Bay Rays [AZ Central]

Why Smartphone Buyers Should Wait [MSNBC]

For X-Rated, a Domain of Their Own [NY Times]

Feared food blogger and man of mystery, Eric Eats Out recently sat down with DLT. Read on as he dishes on his fav restaurants, the difference between himself and ‘professional’ food reviewers and why he became a blogger in the first place (hint: flying airplanes and fatherhood don’t mix).

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Recipe Guide to World Cup Cocktails [DLT]

Arpaio Can Be Called To Hearing By Supervisors, Judge Rules [AZ Central]

Jackson Fans Worldwide Pay Tribute [Toronto Sun]

Calling all gossip girls and dirty laundry-loving dudes, introducing DTL’s newest column dedicated to the Valley juiciest rumors, spottings and innuendos. Check in regularly for the latest (unconfirmable) but too-good-to-not-be true tidbits.

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“Music is my boyfriend.” No, that’s just really weird and kind of creepy. Listen to DJ William F’ing Reed’s weekly playlist instead. Should earn you back some cool points (but no guarantees). This week’s picks after the jump. »READ MORE

If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. Which is why we couldn’t help but chuckle at this blithe remark, fresh off our Twitter feed.

3:24pm @rainnwilson In Arizona, just got pulled over for speeding. Didn’t have passport with me. Getting deported back to Norway.

NOW are you happy Sheriff Joe?

So just when we think we’re finally doing something good—trashing plastic bags in favor of reusable cloth ones—comes this downer. University of Arizona scientists (isn’t that an oxymoron?) have determined that reusable bags may contain potentially harmful bacteria such as E. coli.

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Drop by the longtime Valley favorite, TEXAZ Grill tonight and enjoy 1985 pricing such as a $4.95 chop steak, $1.95 chili and $1.75 desserts. Yes, this country-fried classic is offering throwback pricing on the 25th of each month in honor of its 25th anniversary this October.

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