Do you like pearls, pant suits, American flag lapel pins and fully-automatic machine guns? And do you want to blow away ‘taxes’ with said machine guns? Then do we have an Arizona Congressional candidate for you. Meet Pamela Gorman, a former State Senator who’s currently running to represent AZ’s Third Congressional District.

And in case you are wondering about that strapping young man Gorman so kindly helps with his firing techniques, Gorman posted this on Youtube. “That handsome young man in the video is my son, Ryan. He ‘totally gets’ the importance of the 2nd Amendment and loves the shooting sports. But, then, he has spent a lot of time with his mom at the range. ”

PS While her official bio talks about her and Ryan living in Anthem and attending Calvary Baptist Church, the site is suspiciously silent on a Mr. Gorman. Consider yourself warned, eligible AZ bachelors.

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