We thought Kristen Stewart’s apathetic acting would seal the fate of Valley-based author, Stephenie Meyer‘s series. We really did. Negative. America still loves pasty-white vampires, codependent, perpetually exhausted-looking females and angst-ridden, Native American were-boys.
Evidence: Nordstrom carries large Twilight posters in the B.P. Section. Meanwhile, the racks at AZ-based vintage clothing chain, Buffalo Exchange, which once boasted delightfully affordable Free People and Theory blouses, now overflow with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black T’s. Cristina Bartolucci of the fabulous beauty line DuWop has created the creepily-titled creepily titled “heartbreakingly gorgeous” body shimmers and color palettes inspired by The Twilight Saga. And, last but certainly not least, Juicy Couture has bedazzled blood-sucking with a limited edition red, rhinestone-encrusted lip (and fang) charm for those already-statement-making gold bracelets. Celebrate immortality… at $52 a pop.