Sign # 2,000,381 of the coming apocalypse. Our dear senior US Senator, John McCain is now Tweeting with TV star/fake-bake aficionado, Snooki.
Apparently, Snookums revealed that she uses home-based spray tanning to get her signature Cheetos-colored look, now that Prez Obama has instituted a 10 percent sales tax on tanning salons. So naturally, McCain responded as all 73-year-old former Presidential candidates/skin cancer survivors would, by Tweeting the following: “@Sn00ki, u r right, I would never tax your tanning bed! Pres Obama’s tax/spend policy is quite The Situation but I do rec wearing sunscreen!”
Pretty embarrassing. But then again, considering McCain has previously stated that he doesn’t personally use email or the Internets, we’re pretty certain he has no idea what his Twitter account is says.























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