Why should the rest of the nation be having all of the fun at our expense? Here’s a silly boycott AZ story that’s guaranteed not to offend. Unless you are a certain Elvis-obsessed, bankruptcy-declaring actor.

A few highlights:

Stop shopping at J.C. Penny (home of the mom-tastic Arizona Jeans Company)

No more Gin Blossoms at karaoke

Sell your Frank Llyod Wright home

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