KTAR is reporting that Suns star, Amar’e Stoudemire will not be suspended for his little love tap (aka elbow swing) at the Trailblazer’s LeMarcus Aldrige. More important, ESPN is reporting that Stoudemire will appear in the upcoming comedy, “MacGruber.” 
A spin-off of an Saturday Night Live skit featuring Will Forte (pictured) as a mullet-rocking special agent, the character is a spoof of the 80s TV show “MacGuyver.” In the movie, Stoudemire appears as a gentlemen’s club patron, who somehow gets a bottle thrown at him by MacGruber. Leading to the five-time All-Star’s only line: “Son of a bitch!”
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